Our security department is run by Ernie, 9 years old and his nephew Basil, 4 years old.
Ernie has been our 'door man' from a pup and has given us many years of good service. But his recent overwhelming desire to sleep on the job has meant possible early retirement.
Basil has been in training for some time now and despite his lack of confidence after once being told that he was as fierce as a mouse he is making reasonable progress. He also has a tendency to see everything as a game, so will need to put some more hours in!
In the meantime, Ernie will just have a quiet nap.
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